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>be English
>tv license expires so go to local pub for Wi-Fi
>bin my kitchen knives on the walk there because I night accidently harm a home invader with them
>get to pub and order a juicy steak, boiled for no less than 45 minutes please chap
>and a side of brie because tasting things is uncomfortable
>go to 4chan to complain about the country being overrun with foreigners
>remember that I once planted several bushes in a row and post about how outdoorsy I am
>include picture of my favorite bit of nature
>grey skies, yellowing hills, no trees for miles
>post right before the pubs Wi-Fi license expires
>go home after my meal and masturbate to some pictures of Megan Merkel I cut out of a magazine
>wish I was American and contemplate suicide
>can't kill myself properly because I don't have a gun
