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I have the chance to sign away the next 30 years of my life to the bank in exchange for 3 acres of hardwood abutting my favorite national park, with mountain views. I'm fucking scared, bros. Is this my vanity digging me into a hole I won't crawl out of until retirement age? I have enough imagination to turn any old patch of forest into my dream homestead; tell me I'm crazy for even considering this.
Of course I'll have 30 years' worth of mountain sunsets to enjoy as part of the bargain.