>>2623729>Non-Leash FuckersStory time,
One day me and a couple of my friends went down to a lake. They brought their tea-cup Yorke down to the shoreline on leash and wanted to set up for fishing. In steps the non leasher. He's an obese combat vet (with a hat and US flag shirt prove it) with his grey ass pitbull mix he kept off leash.
>You better get the fuck away from my dog dude, he'll eat yours. Go somewhere else.We went about a half a mile down and I did some swimming while my friends fished. I got out to dry with my towel and their Yorke went ballistic, we see about 700ft away that Pitbull's charging with his owner screaming behind him.
>Ok, were fucked. My knifes with my clothes and im pretty much naked aside from my swim shorts...I grab the towel and tackle the dog, using it I wrap the two legs together and keep my head behind it's shoulders. Death gripping it while speaking out in a clam and happy tone.
>Who's a good boy!? Your a good dog! Want a treat? After the Yorke owners get their dog to shut the hell up our non leasher catches up with us. By then the dog had partially chilled out.
>Holy shit. Is he ok?I let go and the dog jubilantly hops back to his owner. The owner grabs him by the neck and leashes him (something he had this entire fucking time). On our way out we hear dog yelps and assume the vet's beating the shit outta that dog.
>inbf bullshit you can do shit against a PitbullI'm a solid 280 and was a lineman for my local football team at the time. I took on lardballs that were 415. Suffice to say I still know how to tackle stuff.