>>2537384>lions>bearslol yeah right. I've only ever come across a handful of snakes, and it's not like they're that hard to avoid. It's mostly onions and corn farms. Though if you squint, the hills in the south can almost feel like mountains. Almost. That's where you wanna be, if anywhere. (The lake of the ozarks can suck my dick)
You'd be better off somewhere in the northeast really. Pretty lackluster natural beauty and the cities are so crime ridden theyre basically off-limits. Not to mention the summers are already getting too hot for me.
