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>me and a friend used to play around in the woods near his farm when we were kids
>theres one clearing with a very nice pond and tiny waterfall that we knew well
>arrive there, playing some silly kids pretend game, can't remember what but we made a lot of noise
>local town schizo is passed out naked and drunkon top of the little waterfall
>our racket wakes him from his slumber
>very angry at being interrupted he bolts up and screams at us from the top of his little perch
>"FUCKING RATS, I AM HITLER, I WILL KILL YOU" while sieg heiling and gesticulating
>for a few seconds we are absolutely frozen in shock
>then he starts running down towards us
>absolute panicked and headlong flight all the way back to his house
>I am fairly certain he ran all of 10 feet before stopping, never intending to do anything else than get us to fuck off
not /x/ I suppose its its the most scared I've ever been innawoods. we never went back to the schizo-pond or anywhere near that entire area again.
