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A friend of mine:
>Decide to tour the US and camp to figure out what to do with life
>camping somewhere in the northwest USA
>Minimalist camping, just a bivvy and a pad
>hike innawoods until tired
>set up bivvy and pad, light small fire to cook
>eat, put out fire, fall asleep
>woken up in middle of the night by a loud sound
>Realizes it's a big-ass bear
>realizes bear has a cub with it
>realizes he slept right next to where he cooked and ate
>realizes his food is in his pack next to his head
>realizes he's a fucking idiot
>comes to terms with death, decides there's no way to survive this
>regrets not asking his ex girlfriend to marry him
>survive, find out ex got married while he was away.