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>be me
>stumble across hobo lean-to
>push the tarp aside to see two old geezers sipping homemade grog from a growler
>"hello young man, feel free to join us."
>I sit down on an old mik crate
>they pass me the growler and i take a sip
>wow its good
>they tell me its a combination of paint thinner, skol vodka, and urine
>I take another sip and pass it back
>the white guy has long white beard horribly stained from chewing tobacco spit running down it
>the black guy who has the most yellow eyes ive ever seen is performing a soap carving
>it resembles a bird I guess
>I then make known my true intentions
>which is to suck some homless cock
>I started sucking those dicks like there was no tomorrow
>the geezers trembled as they untied their string belts and revealed thier poorly groomed endowments
>it was the best weekend outdoors i had ever spent
