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> be 12 or so
> Live in appartment neighborhood with a huge artificial lake in the middle
> ducks everywhere
> riding my bike
> see a flock of them pecking at something in the distance
> its a massive bag of grain someone left there.
> by massive i mean the ducks were barely larger than it
> use my opposable thumbs for good
> open back for duck friends
> ducks seem happy
> go to return to my bike
> ducks start chasing me
> they think I am food
> ride away on my bike at mach speed not looking back
I don't trust myself with helping out birds anymore
