>>321118I remember a story of a guy who was on vacation with his lady in a hotel and tried to complain afterwards that the beds being seperated kinda destroyed his fancy pantsy sexy time. They even went to court. The judge said to them in his summation something like: "If you are so creative in bed that you have to have a double-bed, why didn't you use this creativity to tie the beds together with a belt or something?"
This pretty much reminds me of you, OP. As long as you are thinking about the right knots, you might not be ready for a forest fuck.
