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>be on a boat on lake
>pull into shore for lunch
>gotta blast a Doogie
>walk into woods away from everyone
>gotta drop a mud monkey pretty bad now
>find suitable pooping tree
>it's like perfectly designed for pooping
>can't belive my luck
>walk around tree to optimum poop spot
>mfw there's a fresh pile of man poo already there
>go drop my golden butt mud on a less optimum tree
>walk back to shore
>find out my cousin had to poo minutes before me and snuck off secretly
>he did the whole poo black ops style no one saw him go in or out
>except my poo detective skills solved the crappy mystery
>I'm 30 years olf, I don't care who knows I shit in the woods
>he's 18, super embarrassed I announced to the world he pooped in the woods
>me feeling smug