>>312547>Be summer last year.>Having campfire on beach one night with some friends.>2 eyes reflect back from the water, right up close to shore.>Is it an otter? Seal? Mink?>Or nah>3 1/2 foot dogfish (a super common sand shark in the area)>Its fro some reason in close to shore, maybe feeding, no idea.>My friend has been moaning about needing fresh crab bait all day.>holdmybeer.png>Pull up jeans and wade out into the water.>Dont move a muscle>After a few minutes the shark veers towards me and gets within striking distance.>As fast as I can I grab it by head and tail.>Hold that wily motherfucker above my head as I walk back to shore.>Set it down on beach and quickly disptch it with several blows to the head.>Feel like fucking he-man.>Fillet it up and go do some midnight crab pot setting.>Next day enjoy several delicious dungeness crabs. >tfw you can honestly say you killed a shark with your hands.I wanna clarify that this species of shark is extremely common, and are considered pests in the area, now a days I dont indiscriminately kill like that, but the whole shark was used for bait and lasted several days so it wasnt senseless killing.
