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I was a counselor for a summer about five years ago in Colorado. Here were some highlights and let me know if you guys want more detailed stories.
>mandatory staff shower night halfway through the summer
>fuck sporks
>lol no fires because county had a fire ban the whole summer
>troop brought a fucking tacklebox full of pills and meds and got pissy when I told them they had to give it to the nurse
>troop brought fucking quads and got pissy when they weren't allowed to drive them around camp
>fuck sporks
>RSO for shooting sports turned out to be a pedo a year later and was convicted of some shit
>other RSO was an ex-marine drunk that kept trying to bullshit people into thinking he was a SEAL
>lake turned into a giant mudpit because no snow that winter
>taught Camp Master's son how to play MTG, little shit beats me and other guy 9/10 times after like three games
>lol his family is Mormon, oops
>fuck sporks
>because of the draining lake, you could damn near throw an empty hook into it and catch something
>Camp Master had to shoot a bear
>that one shit on every staff that somehow always has energy and a smile
>redneck staff member talks the talk about how good he is with a shotgun
>can't walk the walk, mfw I shut him the fuck down with a 25/25 when he got like 5/25
>did I mention fuck sporks?
