>>2691251that's a perfect way to fall assfirst into your pile and make a mess
>>2691273lol me, got UC and I shit only 6-7 times on a good day
>>2690637here's how you do it noobs, find a tree that's fallen over, flat terrain works, but it's best you go uphill and find a fallen tree, it'll usually angle itself good enough to sit on it, preferably a tinier, but sturdy tree and it's a bonus if it's got moss growing on it, if matters arent that urgent, dig a hole and aim for it, pic kinda related
