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>be me
>cityfag
>carpetbagger.mpreg
>decide maybe rednecks aren't so dumb because they seem happier living out in the country and do outdoors shit
>get away from concrete jungle for a weekend
>try camping to see if I enjoy it
>beginner so I have very little or nothing for camping
>nice friday night, trying to get into the groove
>get a bit hold of it, despite my fanny pack leaking spaghetti
>2 am fucking sheriff shows up
>tfw some waddling orb of fat called the cops on me because I don't fit into his specific, cherry picked image of a camper like how he can't fit in doorways