>>610174No shit, right.
> does nothing useful> hangs out on the couch all day, sleeps at foot of bed all night, goes outside to shit, comes right back inside> lives out innawoods > eats chicken because we got 6 35lb cases of the stuff and it got freezer burnedFucker knocked up a random bitch who disappeared, then reappeared, whelped five puppies under the house and promptly got herself killed. So now, we're feeding his babies every two hours while he continues to sleep on the couch. I hate to do it, but unless I find somebody who wants to breed Redbone Coonhounds, he's losing his balls.
On the bright side, who wants a hand-raised puppy? They're going to be badass squirrel dogs.
