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>own lots of dense forest land just outside a medium town
>neighbor imagines his forest as some sort of attraction, lets hunters, teen partyfags, college partyfags, and spoop-seekers alike 24/7 every day of every year
>find out they don't know the border, put up wire I spent way too much on tied around trees pretty close to the border
>these cunts keep coming into my forest and shitting it up
>develop a supremely autistic plan
>strip naked except tight undies and those gay vibram shoes I bought for this one thing
>paint entire body with bodypaint that's surprisingly hard to wash off
>walk, run, jog, and sneak around my property
>do my absolute best to scare people into never coming back
>my maniacal laugh has really come into it's own and I do well to do it exactly the same every time
>3 years of this leads to clean, serene, pure nature
Another benefit is that I'm now much healthier than I used to be because it takes effort to stalk around dense forest for 6 hours a few times a week
