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>be me
>live in hick ass oklahoma
>be camping at a lake a few miles away
>wake up
>fug im thirsty
>go outside to restroom thing that has a water fountain
>bathroom doors are like, opposite sides of one another
>shadowy figure pops head out of mens restroom while i was getting a drink
>spit water out
>what
>wake up to find that someone drowned in the lake later that night with extremely deep cut wounds
>mfw bears dont live in oklahoma
>mfw mountain lion claws arent large enough to do that
>still camp at that lake, but in a camper
Lake story 2
>be me
>wake up in camper
>go to bathroom in camper
>stub toe
>pull off toenail
>die
