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>at camp hale
>trading post is at top of very steep hill
>the fatasses were they're biggest customers
>one hambeast goes twice a day, all week, buying enough to amount to a whole meal everytime
>one day, he happens to be at the bottom of the hill, and is struck by hunger
>hambeast's so hungry, he goes straight up the hill, instead of around, like most fatties do
>my brother saw this
>running up hill fast, well, waddling as fast as he can
>trips and falls face down
>doesn't get up for 10 seconds
>deep gutteral growl emanates from him
>hambeast gets up and starts waddling again
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