>>2251462Anon I...
I shit in the woods behind my house whenever it's warm enough to.
Shitting innawoods is the most peaceful and enjoyable place to shit.
I'll usually bring a cigar and a book, or if it's a really nice morning just sit and enjoy the forest.
I have multiple spots. Fallen logs. Well shaped trees. Every now and then, I get fully naked and do a slav squat shit on the edge of a meadow.
What the fuck is the reason for your aversion to shitting as the gods intended?