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>be 16
>hear dogs obviously attacking something in back yard
>go out and get them to leave it alone
>oh shit it's a bloody possum
>think its dead, go to put it in garbage
>notice its still breathing
>decide to put it out of it's misery
>grab a broken skateboard and smash it over it's head
>possum starts convulsing
>oh god why aren't you dying
>keep beating it
>feel like Christopher bale killing jared letto In American psycho
>it finally dies
>check the body and see the dogs barely scratched it
>mfw I remember possums play dead
