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I can sum up my entire camping experience at one of those pay by the night camps.
> arrive after booking reservations
> some Mexican family is in my predestined spot
> rather than making the Mexicans move I'm moved to the other side
> The camp is filled with litter from the previous occupants
> clean up littler
> to my left are two campers and a group of recently graduated high schooler's
> always drunk and loud all the time
> to my right is a family of 4 kids who like to play with fire(this will play a big role later)
> day goes by fine
> I take the canoe and go on a little fishing trip for that day
> I come back to my camp.
> the party from the teenagers has moved into my camp
> they have a fire going, sitting on my tailgate drinking, two teens in my tent fucking like rabbits
> after chasing away the kids I go about my business and everything is at peace
> I go to bed around 11 at night
> all night I hear the teenagers yelling and drinking
> the teens finally knock it off around 3am
> next morning I get up around 8am
> the first thing I see next to my fire is a passed out drunk chick who is only wearing her underwear.
> I carry her drunk ass back to her camp and place her on top of a picnic table
> time for some morning entertainment
> I tape a "Free Pussy" sign to her ass and put a few tally marks on the corner of the paper
> I have morning coffee
> around 10 or so the teenagers wake up one by one
> A girls screams "WHAT THE FUCK! SOMEONE RAPED ME!"
> I sip my coffee while I sit in my chair smiling
> all morning long the drunken naked girl yells and rants and raves that a few guys took advantage of her last night
> later that day the teenagers leave
> they leave behind 2 full bags of cans and trash everywhere.
> while on my way home I hear over the news that a fire was started at the camp site I was at
> many campers were evacuated
> the local FD said it was a group of kids from the camp right next to mine
> zero fucks given.
