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>be summer a few years back
>be at the river with gf and a few friends
>gf wanted piggyback ride to the shore from one of the rocks she was sunning herself on
>pick her up, it's a good 50ft from the rock to shoreline
>feel something sharp graze the outside of my foot as i'm taking her back towards the bank
>freak out a sec and overcorrect my step, let go of gf, she falls off my back into water
>welp
>reach down and pick up an SOG Fast Hawk tomahawk out of the water, blade was sticking straight up in thigh-high water
>pic related
