>>2449749Good god this woman deserves better.
> how does pooping work in the outdoors?Get a trowel, the one called The Deuce will earn you extra points. Dig a cathole hole at least 6 inches deep, 200 ft from any water source, and poop. Look up "backcountry bidet" and do that after.
Leave no trace.
You will be miserable and look like a whiny douchebag in front of this QT. Enjoy the sights, the exercise, don't get snippy with her when your little baby self gets tired, and enjoy having shot so far out of your league you're basically in space.
Don't forget to bring a toothbrush.
I hope this trip is more than a week away. Unironically go read the entire Ultralight reddit right now.