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>first time out deer hunting
>a wild doe has appeared
>find her in the scope of my rifle and BAM
>instantly look up to see her still standing, just startled
>notice a big red blob attached to her chest
>whatthefuckamireading.jpeg
>think it was a giant tumor of some sort i just didn't see at first
>bring up scope to get a closer look
>upon closer inspection, it is her pile of guts still attached, hanging out of her body
>my bullet somehow ricochet off her bone and exited out her stomach/chest region, opening her up like a zipper
>meanwhile, all this time, she's just standing there looking around trying to figure out wtf just happened
>FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK
>take another shot
>blow out her front knee caps
>drops to the floor face first, still standing on her hind legs.
>runs about fifteen feet, dragging face and guts through dirt before stopping and bellowing in agony
>take a third and final shot right into the gut pile, still attached, and she responded like an epileptic
>10 minutes later, I had my first deer.
>i have since managed to unzipper a second deer
>mfw
