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>let dog out at night to piss
>skunk runs across the street
>climbs my fence
>runs right at my german shepherd
>can see the foam in it's mouth
>in one swift motion
>I run forward
>pick up my dog
>kick the skunk in the face
>it flies over my fence
>into the open window of the local scrap metal thief's truck
>he swerves off the road and hits my neighbors shed
>walk inside and lock my door as they get into a fist fight and the skunk bites the driver repeatedly
