>>21286How about spiders? I went mountain biking on my Freshman Orientation trip a few years ago, the bikes we got were all shit and mine fucked up, I fell off, into a spider web. The owner of said web was not happy with me and I've been arachnophobic ever since.
On that note, cliffs. Same trip, someone else who had never been mountain biking before ended up having an allergic reaction to something and was rushed to the hospital. Since my bike was fucked, I took over her bike. Her bike proceeded to get fucked just as mine did and sent me falling down a cliff. Broke my leg and got to spend the first several weeks of college recovering.
All in all, I think we had eight or nine bikes fuck up and cause injuries of some sort on that trip.