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>be about 13
>live in the DMV
>did lots of canoe camping trips on the potomac with my dad, always fun
>dad says that he and step-mom are going to camp in shining tree, ontario
>hundreds of miles north of Toronto in the middle of nowhere
>decide to go because dad is fun as fuck to camp with
>dad puts a bed in the back of the pickup truck so no sleep. Dad and step-mom trade driving while I mostly sleep in the front seat
>get to shining tree
>dad and step mom are going to sleep in truck, I have my own tent
>we decide to go diving off this cool cliff
>spend hours doing it and having fun
>get back to campsite
>dad and step mom are covered in leeches
>somehow I have none
>step mom is traumatized, she gets wasted, only time I've ever seen her drunk
>she starts running around like a retard, falls, breaks her leg
>it's dusk and at least 100 miles through rough driving to nearest hospital
>break not too horrible so everyone goes to sleep, will leave in morning (was planned as a 7 day trip, we were there one night)
>get to my tent
>forgot to zip up
>mutant canadian insects the size of small birds fill tent
>sleep in front seat of trunk again, tent fucked
>have to spend half a day in the sudbury ontario hospital then ride all the way back home
She still hasn't lived that down.
