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>Be me
>Go to party
>Got drunk and ate pizza day before hike because I'm stupid
>Next day
>Drive to location hungover
>Nothing hair of dog won't fix once I'm there
>A nice whiskey and a cig makes the world better.
>Start hiking
>Guts start to ache
>Suddenly feel the urge to go
>No time to pick a hidden spot
>Go next to the main trail
>Spend 20 minutes in paining agony and adrenaline because I could be caught.
>The sink...
>Finish up
>Feel amazing
>Start walking again
>Turn back
>mfw I see my pile of shit steaming so much it might as be a fire and I just spot a bunch of hiking coming up the trail
