>>870841Ah fuck it, I'll tell the story any way (it's got nothing to do with the thread really)
A bit of background on this place... The Box Freestone mine is just one of many mines located underneath the town of Corsham. Most of these mines were bought by the MOD in the 30s-60s and turned into ammo depots. However, one mine that was bought was turned into a nuclear bunker and for the later half of the 20th century it's where the British government would go if the world turned to shit. It is nicknamed Burlington Bunker... And you can get to it (sort of). There is an emergency exit connected to Box Freestone called the Red Door and is very famous as many people go there. This is the story of how I stopped all that fun.
>me and my friends are down the mines exploring as we usually do>after a few hours we decide to head towards the red door to get a few pictures.>we've been there loads of times before and people had been going there for decades >enroute I find some rubber pipe lining or something>it very much resembles a dildo>I keep it because why the fuck not?>get to the door and take some photos >being the comedian I start smacking the door with this dildo and keep shouting>have a little chuckle and then get out of thereI will continue in another post...
