>>1944602>be 8 years old, live in a region full of igneous rock>dad goes /out/ every month or so to collect brick-sized hunks of obsidian to knap arrowheads, brings home literal buckets of the stuff>dad leaves for work, I'm left alone with his project >want to emulate my dad, go full retard and hit one of the bricks with a ball-peen hammer, shards go everywhere>spend the next four hours pulling obsidian out of my hands and arms>discover the shit lodged in my shoes, got caught behind my heels and tore into my ankles I'm still kind of a retard, but at least I can laugh about it now
