>>1982562>>1984058I got tons but most are pretty uninteresting
>two days into a hike >Making dinner for everyone >hear some bloodcurdling scream >drop everything and run to where I heard it >one of the wannabe frat bros had managed to slice his whole calf open knee to foot to the bone >retard was sharpening a stick >I patch him up with quick clot and dressings as fast as I can >kid in shock>only other councilor there is a 120 pound chick that was having a breakdown and being no help at all. >emergency radio wasn't getting in the frequency so I couldn't call rescue, hit the rescue button on the PLB we had. >know there is a ranger outpost only four miles down the mountain from where we came. >frat bro is white as a sheet and unresponsive >tell his buddy to keep pressure on the wound unless he wants his friend to bleed out >Do my fastest 4 mile scramble down the mountain of my life >get to the ranger and explain to her the situation >get helicopter called in >frat bro gets airlifted >Hear that its a miracle he didn't bleed out and die. >PLB signal had never gone throughNow I tell that story at the beginning of every hike to dissuade people from being retarded with sharp objects. Every time I see a knife I ask to see it. If they try to hand it to me with the blade pointed at me I dont give it back.
