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Back in late Feb, me and my very un- /out/ experienced gf went out on a hike. It was a trail i had taken many times before. Then i saw some side trail i'd never seen before and decided to take it. Went uphill for a long while. Ended up on a private road.
>Look out over vista
>hey babe, this is great, look at the view. And i think if we just walk down this road we can go down and get back to the trail from here. Trust me!
>Down the road the trail ends in a cul de sac. Disappointed but i see that the trail is down the hill and can't be too far if we just follow in the general direction. We end up bushwacking it through tall grass, ducking under low hanging oak tree branches and finally make it down to where I thought the trail would be. It was but there was fencing and a steep dropoff to get down to the trail and as my luck would have it, i was with a woman. So it was back up to the top of the steep incline to the cul de sac. Finally get to the top.
> GF: Anon, what is that on you???????
Completely covered in ticks. The both of us.
Frantically inspecting each other, pulling ticks off, GF is crying and stripping in the middle of the cul de sac. I'm wondering if people are watching. .
But we pulled dozens of ticks off our uper body, pants, shoes, but didn't get bit. Praise Hitler!
