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>be at work
>look out window and see deer in parking lot
>it's just standing there obstructing traffic
>go outside and try to scare it away
>it doesn't move, it's retarded or something
>walk up to it
>it seems friendly
>pet it
>no reaction
>try to shove it so it starts walking
>it flips out, stands up on back legs and starts swatting at me with hooves
>it hurts
>punch it in the neck as hard as i can
>it runs off into the woods
pic related, wound from deer punch