>>2143592>Be me>Was a kid 11 or 12 >Camping with dad>I go to sleep>Dad drinking heavily >Dad loses his wallet and keys somehow>Freaks out trying to find em>Searching the brush with a flashlight like a retard>Cussing and swearing loudly at 3am in a rental campground with other families of campers >I wake up to find this shitshow >I Find his wallet and keys next to his chair on the ground within less than sixty seconds>Give them to him, I’m very annoyed I’m baby sitting my drunk father on a camping trip>He is still very mad, maybe more so now that I solved his issue so easily making him feel foolish >Yells at me now, insists we are leaving first thing in the morning and never going camping againSo we left, wasn’t the last time we went camping and wasn’t the last he pulled off a drunken shitshow while camping either.
