>>1881299>Going hiking with gf>Stop at dollar general for snack because It's midday and I haven't eaten>See deenz"Hey babe, you want some too"
"God no, I hate them"
>Goes on short rant>Her dad literally spends 6/7 days of the week fishing and she used to go out with him when she was a kid, so I didn't expect this>Plan>get deenz>get to mountain"Hold on im starving"
>No utensils>Start eating them with my fingers like some kind of madman>Wrap tin in bag and throw in back of her car"Anon...you better take that out when we get back"
"yee"
>Get back>She's been sufficiently distracted and forgotten about the deenz>A week later she chews me out for leaving the tin>Tell her I forgotBUT I LIED!
