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Fished a Florida fishing pier every day the last week. Pretty sure I have to stop for my sanity.
>Man from Quebec strikes up a conversation
>Five minutes later handles a Skipjack/leatherjacket with his bare hands & runs off the pier screaming when it stung him
>Next day someone asks me if he can use M80s on the pier
>Tell him dynamite is illegal & he'd probably go to prison or get fined into debt if he tried blowing up the reef
>Another person sees me measuring a Lane snapper
>Assumed ALL fish are the same species & gets fined when a greenshirt sees him keeping a 10 inch flounder
>100s of boomers taking pictures of pelicans, most letting their children PET these birds, a few kids get bit & cry until they're shamed off the pier
>Have to tell someone not to touch a stone fish with their bare hands because they're poisonous (might have saved someone's life)
>Little girl saying out loud "I'm the child I'm the child" and her mom going "I'm the mommy I'm the mommy" like some kind of broken NPC loop
>Multiple people letting their kids run down the pier in the dark, across people's fishing lines, landing on hooks in the dark
>people biking down the pier and getting flats
>People casting into the wind
>People nearly getting snagged by people about to cast CONSTANTLY
>boomer drops his phone into the 12 foot high tide taking a picture of the beach
>Dives into the water after it
>Never saw him again
>Kids pretending to punch people by pulling their punches a second from people's faces and going "PSYCHEEE"
I don't know what I expected.
