>>2395718>Run in with inbred hillbillies.Go out with friends on bush adventure.
Come across some house and garage in the middle of nowhere bushland off a fire trail. Guy there, invites us in. The garage has been converted to a Pub, "order" some beers. Guy brings out his daughters, wants us to fuck them. We all nope out pretty quickly.
You wouldn't really think it with how rich Australia is, but the Southern Tablelands, especially the Palerang, Brindebellas and Snowy Monero areas get really, fucking hills have eyes, banjo redneck incesty, despite being so close to Canberra and Melbourne. Tonnes of weird incest cults in that region as well like The Family, Exclusive Brethren and a few other smaller ones that have been uncovered over the past decade.
>Retard Bushfood adventureRead about certain shit you can eat in the Australian bush, Stinging nettle is apparently edible, Along with these red berries. See the Red Berries, see Stinging nettle, on next /out/ bushwalk, grab the berries and stinging nettle, and just shove them in my mouth. Instant stinging along with massive alkaline battery taste burning Spend the next like 4 hours at a creek trying to wash my mouth out.