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>1. spork
Fair enough.
>2. serrated Knife
You know, because bananas are tough as shit and impossible to cut without a good serrated edge.
>3. fire flint
Thank god, I never knew these things existed and don't have multiple other ways of making fire, I need a food utensil to provide this for me.
>4. peeler
I love discarding perfectly fine vegetable skins filled with nutrition on site after hauling it with me. I also hate bringing knives, so this feature is extra useful.
>5. can opener
I have always wanted a tool that requires me to apply force that can slip while holding on to a handle with sharp pointy bits digging in to my palm to open shit I can open easier and safer with better tools or simply open up at home and put in a sealable plastic container.
>6. bottle opener
Finally, now I can bring heavy, brittle bottles with me everywhere I go.
>7. ply bar
For when you don't know how to ap"ply" common sense.
>8. box cutter
I can not tell you how many times I have encountered a wild box but couldn't reap the full benefit and gift offered by nature because I left my box cutters at home because they were too bulky and heavy.
>9. cord cutter
I am very excited about this one. Before I had to get my cords precut by trained survival experts to handle all that technical cruft of cord cutting, but now, finally, I can do it on my own!
>10. flathead screwdriver
Sure why not. This utensil is like the second coming of Jesus Christ. That music sure makes it sound like it. Now if only it can feed everyone and end world hunger.
>11. carabiner pouch
Never before have I seen a more sturdy and sensible way to carry your gear than with an open pouch where shit can just fall out. Normally I have to throw shit in to the bush myself(wasted calories) to get rid of it, but now this handy functional pouch does that for me!
>12. lightweight titanium
Those few grams saved makes the extra cost over stainless steel worth it.
All of this amazingness for $45! Now that is real value for money.
