>>1060339When I was about 10(ten) we were almost to the top of a big mountain near where we lived and I had to take a humongous shit. We didn't bring any toilet paper so I decided I would just use a pile of rocks that were conveniently right next where I was shitting. I started grabbing the rocks and wiping my ass with them until I noticed a brown, sticky, smelly substance on the undersides of the rocks. They turn out to be rocks that were covering up someone else's shit. I was wiping my ass with shit covered rocks and I got that shit all over my hands. My dad and his buddies got a real kick out of it and started calling me Goldfinger. 25 years later, they still call me Goldfinger.
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