>>1167630I'd probably steal one of those goal zero generators with the solar panels. I guess they can hold a few days worth of charge and they can be bridged.
Also steal a dodge ram promaster van and install everything in a storage unit over a few years. Steal a license plate off a similar van and just drive it out to the middle of nowhere and live like a hobo king for a year or so and just leave it there and go home eventually or if the cops are called on me