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>be 13
>go backpacking with my father at kilarney (canadian provincal park)
>i sneak in my hunting rifle without my father's or the park's knowledge
>my rifle was small enough for me, but could still kill large rodents
>at 13, i hit my horny teenager peak, wanting to fap all day, fuck anything i could
>the first day we hiked 20km, and my dad's pack was 70lbs, so he's tired as shit
>after it gets dark, he goes to sleep in the tent, and i can immediately hear his snoring
>i take his whiskey he left out, and have a sip
>about a half an hour later, i get horny as shit
>i try and hold it back, but it's just too much
>i whip it out and start going to down, fapping at g-force speeds
>i start to think about fucking this girl at school, and am slowly rising to my finish
>im about 1/4 done, when i hear some rustling in the bushes
>i keep my dick out, and go to my pack and get my rifle
>i know its dark as shit, but im going to try and get it
>i waddle over to the bushes, and take a look at whats there
>i see a raccoon, and it tries running away
>my gun is already loaded and ready, so i kill it with precision the likes of have never been seen on this earth
>its still alive, but immobile due to the pain and gaping hole in its side
>i go up to it, and the light bulb clicked in my head
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