>>1195016I'm a k lurker I feel more comfortable here. Excuse my autism
I scared off a bear with a m44 when I was hiking in the spring, not really an exciting story.
>Be me>Walking on a game trail >I hear a bunch of rustling off to my right >Probably a deer>See brown lump over grass >Oh fuck that's not a deer>Scrawny ass (brown)black bear is fifteen feet away from me >Do the only sensable thing and start telling the forest nigger to fuck off>Bear stands up in response>Shoulder glorious Soviet steel >Fire warning shot in it's general direction>Immediately deafened by Sergei's masterpiece>As I'm chambering the next round the bear is in full retreat>Another Victory for mother Russia 