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>b-b-but there's r-r-rust on it!
>it's so s-s-scary!
>what if there's a-a-a junkie in there!
>that's m-m-my street!
I fucking hate zoomies, especially the suburban ones.
When your parents sell your family home to Chinese investors, and the Indian landlords refuse to rent to you after you're thrown out, where the fuck do you plan to live?
Here's a hint: it's not going to be in the now-$2,000/mo. bachelor "apartment" in some boomers basement. It's going to be in a shitbox parked at a highway rest stop.
