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>get pheasant hunting license
>go out with my $200 gun show private transaction beat to shit double barrel
>#6 shot
>drive out to game lands
>where the land is stocked with pheasant
>a pheasant flies over my head
>lands in the middle of the road
>i immediatly blast it
>its not dead
>i grab it by the head and swing it around like a bolo
>now dead
>got a pheasant before the hunt even began
too easy
