>>465012>>465021>EYES ROLL down my cheeks!,JEBUS@ass! the Modoc Indians where THE BOMBS!!
,,having traped the Clavary in a canyon and shoot them up a bunch, the Chief walked out into plain view,"YO! PALEFACES!,, were getting tired of killingyou , could you come back tommorow so we can kill you more then?".
,,PALEfaces ran outa food because the Indians kept taking all the donkey pack trains.
,,, MEdicine Man is STRONG!!! his bullet proof shirts are working GREAT!! (mostly)
,,PALE faces run outa WATER! O SHEEP!!
,PALE faces take last desperate ride from fort to river thru Ambush valley,, Indians>"dis gona be gud!"
,, wait till PAles get to river then>ATTACKKKK!
,DRIVE THE PALES into the river where theyer guns no longer WORK! Indians>"we gotum NOW!".
, as the first indian closes on Calvery the Calvery DRAWS SWORDs and cuts Indian head clean off,,,,
,,,say what? these shirts are no good against swords?? Indians freak out and RUN!!
,in the rush back to the fort ,Calvery finds Intire donkey pack train Indians had stollen,,, Calvery finaly gets some BALLS!!
,,,,, a coward stance loss's.