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>be me, seal, sleeping
>snoring, having a peaceful time
>hear some sort of waddling approach
>giant blubbery human gazing down at me with curiosity
>used to humans being interested in me, no big deal
>human picks up a rock
>before I can react human slams rock onto my head
>last thing I see is this fat fuck waddling away, with some smug since of pride on his face
>mfw
Humans, not even once