>>1625542My plan is to live like The Hills Have Eyes except in the woods and not the desert. Me and my inbred family will kidnap and cannibalize hikers and tourists, occasionally taking a pretty lady and forcing her to carry a child then disposing of her during a harsh winter. I'm a hairy manlet and the idea is after a few generations of innawoods inbreeding, we'll be a family of primtive hairy pygmies that are spoken about in legends and rarely glimpsed. When civil war or aliens invade and harvest city folk, we'll be waiting for the survivors to run into the mountains and prey on them. 10,000 years from now, when another wave of humans invade North America, they'll find my descendants and declare them a new species.
