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> be me
> hiking in California
> find a green glassy rock
> 8-10 pounds
> neat
> think man this would make fantastic flints for my flintlock because it flakes so nicely and sparks on steel
> start napping down the rock a piece at a time
> sell a fuck ton of flints out to other mountain man reenactors.
> geologist bro visits
> talk about churt and flint
> bring up my green rock
> what green rock?
> show geo bro and geo bro nearly has a heart attack, stroke and cancer all atbthe same time.
> turns out my 10 pound hunk of jade was worth some $250-500 bucks.
Oh well.