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Just today I was hiking with my dog and I stopped to get sand out of my shoes and my dog walked ahead, I don't think he knew I stopped. I got going and came up on him rolling on the ground "oh crap!!" He rolls in bear poop. When I yelled his name he got up and I saw the toilet paper. He rolled in human poop that looked like hang over whiskey shits. I hate people.