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Since we're on the topic of Suburban Guerilla warfare:
Did you know you can get rid of a noisy neighbors dog by tying small sponges into balls and dipping them in bacon grease, and then untying them? They hold their shape, the dog eats them and then blow up inside his GI tract.
No more noisy dog.
For cats, a bit of Tylenol laced tuna is sufficient, of course.
Now what to do about noisy children, well....
